Cross the Border Illegally

You've decided to cross the border illegally. You weigh your options of how to do so, carefully. You don't want to get caught, because you heard that if you did, you would be put in detention and your children will be ripped away from you.

You can climb the eight-foot border wall, and create a pulley system to get your kids across, but you are worried that you might not be agile enough. You can hike Mount Cristel Rey, which did not have a border wall, but you've heard that many others have died of dehydration in the dry desert heat trying to make that journey. Or, you could cross El Rio Grande, but you and your kids cannot swim.

What do you do?